"I just had unprotected sex with a gun
I just went to the gun store and stole all the guns
I just smoked crack out of a gun
I just loaded up my gun with 32 little guns and then I shot people with guns
I legally changed my first middle and last name to gun
I just had both of my hands surgically removed and replaced by guns
I walked out of the gun convention because there wasn't enough guns!
I only watched movies directed by James Gun
My doctor told me I had gonorrhea but I started calling it Gunnaria and I never got it treated!
My wife left me because I couldn't achieve an erection unless I was looking at pictures of guns
I am permanently banned from the San Diego Zoo for sending shots at the hippos
Everybody says that my personality is a reflection of systematic issues
In the United States but I'm actually Canadian so take that Joe Biden
The TSA said couldn't take my gun on a plane, so I taught myself how to fly
I was hospitalized for only eating bullets, ironically they said I had an iron deficiency
I went to Texas and they were like "Whoa there partner the amount of guns that you have is a little bit excessive"
I am gay and I don't know how to tell my religious family doesn't really have anything to do with this song but I had to get it out somewhere
I took a DNA test to prove that I'm 86% gun and 14% Pacific Islander
Can everybody stop asking me if I'm insecure about the size of my penis I'm not I'm-I'm not
Like I- stop like I- don't know why you would ask that I don't know why that would even come up"
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Old one -https://sites.google.com/site/indywrestlingentrancemusiclist/home
I only speak English and Spanish. I'll ignore other languages. Most (if not all) recordings are filled with commentary and crowd since these were taken from pro wrestling shows, so don't complain about the quality of them. Finally, don't make count of how many unidentified audios I have, please."
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Pace commented 9s ago"WHO WANTS TO BE DISMEMBERED AND RAPED AND EATEN NEXT LMK :3
"I HAVE A ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE, I MURDERED THE THRIFT STORE EMPLOYEE FOR MY TAPE AND RAPED THE BODY AND CAME ALL OVER IT LOL -
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Twilay answered 2min agoRoyal Treatment Plant - Funky
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Vnxabri commented 2min ago"Dawg I just don't know the song name 💀
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b27373474988 commented 3min ago"no one gives a fuck "DESTROYEGGARMY""
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corsen commented 4min ago"is this lore"
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Evinary commented 4min ago"TWERK FOR ME DENIES
"HEY ARIN FUCK MY ASS PLEASE