"I been playing the clarinet my whole life, since I was maybe ten years old. That's sixty years. I had the same clarinet for the first like, twenty years; then it got stolen -- through an open window! So I picked up another wooden clarinet at a Berkeley flea market at the old Coop supermarket parking lot, maybe 1975; hmm, I was only 27 or 28. Later I bought another wooden clarinet; and just recently I bought a plastic clarinet. See, the problem with me playing the clarinet was that I couldn't hit the reg"